Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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