it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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