you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
i think im in europe. pls send help
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