i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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