What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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