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Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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