I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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