but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i barfeds in our rink
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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