margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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