I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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