My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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