Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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