Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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