Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
honey bunches of taint.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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