So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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