just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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