your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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