My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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