This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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