it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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