I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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