How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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