I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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