This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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