wakey wakey hands off snakey
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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