We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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