i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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