I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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