Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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