Whod you bang
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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