So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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