are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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