I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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