he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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