My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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