Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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