even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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