He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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