im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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