your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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