Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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