I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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