He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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