You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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