school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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