He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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