We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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