im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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