After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Randomize
