Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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