you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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