Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize