It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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